[cricket chirp]
[chickens cluck]
>> How're ya doing?
This is my latest set of
wheels.
Got 'em from my buddy, Mills.
He bought them at an auction.
This is running gear off an old
wagon and this center part here
had been kinked pretty good,
so I chopped it off and
shortened it.
What I'm going to do here is
make a moe-bile pig and chicken
feeding center.
We're going to have barrels of
water and we're going to have a
section to store the feed in.
You see, I have a dream,
and that dream is,
I want everything I own,
from big to small,
to be on a set of wheels.
[casters rumbling]
Workbench on wheels.
Take it to wherever the work is.
All right.
Gonna saw a little lumber,
and we got the saw
on wheels.
Need some scrap lumber to
work with?
No problem.
I'll just roll that right over.
Thank you very much.
Now, when I get to sawing, I'm
probably going to create some
short little pieces of wood.
Those are handy for kindling in
the winter.
There's your kindling box.
Now I got a whole selection
of broom handles,
perhaps a little top heavy.
Might need some screws
and nails.
No problem.
We can just roll those right
into the scene.
Of course, you notice I got me
some WD40.
And also, spare wheels.
Effortless!
No problem.
Works just great.
[bang]
Well, that hurt.
Ran over my foot.
Use a screwdriver?
Got all that material right
here, on the repurposed
bakery cart.
Portability is the key to
happiness, really.
Okay, well, ready to roll,
I do believe.
A man gets to working with all
of his stuff on wheels like
this, he's bound to make a mess.
He needs one more thing,
a garbage cans on wheels.
I bet old Kanye West doesn't
have a Pepsi banner with his
name on it hanging up in his
pole barn.
Oh, and by the way, "long beds,"
two words.