["Anything Goes" by Cole Porter]
? Times have changed ?
? And we've often rewound the clock ?
? Since the Puritans got a shock ?
? When they landed on Plymouth Rock ?
? If today ?
? Any shock we should try to stem ?
? 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock ?
? Plymouth Rock would land on them ?
? In olden days, a glimpse of stocking ?
? Was looked on as something shocking ?
? Now, heaven knows ?
? Anything goes ?
? Good authors too who once knew better words ?
? Now only use four letter words ?
? Writing prose ?
? Anything goes ?
? The world has gone mad today ?
? And good's bad today ?
? And black's white today ?
? And day's night today ?
? When most guys today ?
? That women prize today ?
? Are just silly gigolos ?
? So though I'm not a great romancer ?
? I know that you're bound to answer ?
? When I propose ?
? Anything goes ?