♪ Dooooohhh, du, du, du ♪
♪ My funny Valentine ♪
♪ Sweet comic Valentine ♪
♪ You make me smile ♪
♪ With my heart ♪
♪ Your looks are laughable ♪
♪ Unphotographable ♪
♪ Yet you're my favorite ♪
♪ Work of art ♪
♪ Is your figure less than Greek ♪
♪ Is your mouth a little weak ♪
♪ When you open it to speak ♪
♪ Are you smart ♪
♪ But ♪
♪ Don't change a hair for me ♪
♪ Not if you care for me ♪
♪ Stay little Valentine ♪
♪ Stay ♪
♪ Each day is Valentine's ♪
♪ Day ♪
♪ It's Valentine's Day ♪
[cheers and applause]