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Like a diet or thinking about the new year. I think about the approaching winter and make plans for how I'll deal with it.
I'll be honest. What I really want to do is curl up in my flannel sheets and come out of hibernation when the lilacs are in bloom.
But since that's not an option, I tell myself this will be the winter that I'll get out there so much,
all my blood will get as thick as petroleum jelly.
I'll go for brisk walks and my sleeping bag coat and suck up vitamin D through my face.
I'll use the skis in my garage that are getting brittle from disuse.
I'll try to be more like the crazy people I know and envy who don't mind and even relish the cold.
My brother-in-law could spend all day in hockey skates clearing snow up a frozen lake with a broom to make a gigantic skating rink.
I know cross-country skiers and snowshores can't wait to put on their ultralight gown jackets and head outdoors as soon as the snow falls.
I have cycling friends who stud their bike tires and clean road salt out of their derailleurs when they get home.
For them, winter is the best season. They sleep with their window open and crank.
They find beauty in the snow on the branches, the low, clear light on the side of their breath suspended here in front of them.
Don't these icicle huggers know that winter is supposed to be unlovable, punishing, dangerous?
Jack Frost kills his victims by covering them with snow.
Exposed to the elements for too long, our digits can turn blue and fall off.
Winter means a search for the missing glove, slipping on black ice, clearing crud off our windshields with the edge of a credit card that gross dampness on your wool scarf after it's been on your mouth.
Mushroomy smell of boots and wind like rocks in your face.
Winter lovers will tell you that it's all about having the right gear.
I wish it were that simple.
I'm one of those people who think of cold as a form of pain.
What I love about winter isn't the cold that the way I protect myself from it.
I like the contrast the bitterness creates between warmth, like sea salt and dark chocolate.
When I try to think about what I love about winter, I think of soup on the stove, my favorite sweater, curling up on a couch with a down throw and a book.
I think of hot chocolate and fires, steaming radiators.
I think I could handle winter better if it didn't stick around so long, but I reach a point when the snow turns to dirty slush.
My happy lamp stops working, and the heating bill could be mistaken for a college tuition invoice.
Winter's okay until I hate it, and it gets ugly when I cross that line.
Something that could happen in a matter of months, weeks, or days.
But for now, the season of fenderbenders and broken hips has just begun, and I'm cautiously optimistic.
Thank you.