["Anything Goes" by Cole Porter]
♪ Times have changed ♪
♪ And we've often rewound the clock ♪
♪ Since the Puritans got a shock ♪
♪ When they landed on Plymouth Rock ♪
♪ If today ♪
♪ Any shock we should try to stem ♪
♪ 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock ♪
♪ Plymouth Rock would land on them ♪
♪ In olden days, a glimpse of stocking ♪
♪ Was looked on as something shocking ♪
♪ Now, heaven knows ♪
♪ Anything goes ♪
♪ Good authors too who once knew better words ♪
♪ Now only use four letter words ♪
♪ Writing prose ♪
♪ Anything goes ♪
♪ The world has gone mad today ♪
♪ And good's bad today ♪
♪ And black's white today ♪
♪ And day's night today ♪
♪ When most guys today ♪
♪ That women prize today ♪
♪ Are just silly gigolos ♪
♪ So though I'm not a great romancer ♪
♪ I know that you're bound to answer ♪
♪ When I propose ♪
♪ Anything goes ♪